im sick of the lies
Fandom: Dangan Ronpa
“‘wait before we eat i need to say a prayer to the 420 god’ hagakure said. he got up and turnded the lights off.
‘DEAR 420 GOD THANK YOU FOR THIS RED-EYE CAUSING MEAL THAT YOU HAVE PROVIDED FOR US. 420 SMOKE WEED. BLESS ME WITH THE WONDERFUL POWER OF KUSH. ONLY WITH THE POWER OF MARY JANE MAY I SURVIVE THIS SCHOOL LIFE THAT NICKI MINAJ HATH BESTOWED UPON ME… LOL OKAY I’M DONE WITH MY PRAYER TO THE 420 GOD U CAN TURN THE LIGHTS ON.'”
warm-up from the other night… missing gen 5 haha
I’m not really sure the best way to post this??
the official site updated with new silhouettes
15 Days of Dangan Ronpa;Day 13: Favorite Spoiler Character ➝ Mukuro Ikusaba
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POKEMON STORY TIME
IF YOU’VE PLAYED X AND Y YOU KNOW HOW INFURIATING THE LEGENDARY BIRDS ARE. IF YOU HAVEN’T HERE I’LL PUT THIS INTO PERSPECTIVE FOR YOU: YOU GET A BIRD BASED ON YOUR STARTER AND ONCE YOU’VE ENCOUNTERED IT IN THE WILD, YOU CAN TRACK IT WITH YOUR POKEDEX WHILE IT ROAMS. IT IMMEDIATELY FLEES, SO YOU CAN’T BATTLE OR CATCH IT. YOU JUST HAVE TO TRACK IT AND ENCOUNTER IT 10 TIMES BEFORE IT FLEES TO A STATIONARY LOCATION. OH, AND YOU CAN’T FUCKING FLY, YOU HAVE TO DO ALL THIS ON FOOT.
I AM CHASING THIS ASSHOLE ZAPDOS ALL AROUND FUCKING POKE-FRANCE, CONSTANTLY FLYING TO LUMIOSE TO RESET IT’S POSITION AND HOPE ITS SOMEWHERE NEAR WHERE I AM SO I CAN QUICKLY BIKE TO IT. MY THUMBS ARE FUCKING RAW AT THIS POINT, I AM SO MAD. EVERY TIME I’M ON ROUTE 14, HE’S SUDDENLY ON ROUTE 4, AND VICE VERSA. THIS ASSHOLE WILL NOT LET ME EVEN GAZE UPON HIS SPIKY VISAGE, PRETENTIOUS CONDESCENDING FUCKING BIRD IS TOO GOOD FOR THAT.
ABOUT HALF WAY THROUGH, I DECIDE WHEN I DO CATCH HIM, I’M GOING TO FUCKING HUMILIATE HIM.
FINALLY, FINALLY I REACH TEN ENCOUNTERS AND LET OUT A SIGH OF RELIEF AS I SEE HIS LOCATION CHANGE TO THE SEA SPIRIT’S DEN. I QUICKLY BOUGHT 99 POKEBALLS, READY TO CUT HIM DOWN 10 NOTCHES AND MAKE HIM MY BITCH. I HAVE A MASTER BALL HANDY, ZAPFUCK, BUT YOU ARE UNDESERVING OF IT’S GLORY.
THIS SHIT JUMPS ME, AND I SEND MY SHINY OCTILLERY OUT TO MAKE WORK OF HIM. PICKLES FIRES A FUCKIN ICE BEAM AT THAT GUY AND SENDS HIM DOWN TO RED, AND BAM, THE CUMSTAIN IS FROZEN. I LAUGH. I THROW MY POKEBALL. I NOTICE IMMEDIATELY UPON THROWING IT THAT IT MAKES NOT THE NORMAL POKEBALL NOISE AS IT ZOOMS THROUGH THE AIR, BUT THE CRITICAL CAPTURE NOISE.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A CRITICAL CAPTURE IS? ESSENTIALLY IT’S A CRITICAL HIT FOR POKEBALLS. IT’S BASED ON CHANCE, AND HOW MANY POKEMON YOU’VE CAUGHT. YOU’RE GUARANTEED A CATCH IF THIS HAPPENS. THE POKE BALL CLICKS ONCE. THE LIGHTNING BEAST IS MINE.
I HUMILIATED AND TOOK SIEGE OF A MAJESTIC LEGENDARY BEAST, TONIGHT, AND I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE SATISFIED.
